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Monday 26th July 2010 @ 12:00 am

 This came on email the other day ... it's quite cheesy, and I've changed it a little, but I actually still really like it ...

 

Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson was a womanizing murderer

oh - and so was David

Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young

Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked - you go mate.
Jonah was convinced he knew better than God.

Naomi was a widow
Job's world went crazy bad - he lost everything.

Everything.

John the Baptist ate bugs
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
While Martha worried about everything


The Samaritan woman was divorced,

more than once

Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer...

AND
Lazarus was dead!

 

Now - seriously, can you compare?

And do you really think it still matters?


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